Frank Luntz contemplates the end of bullshit, inwardly weeping.

In a meeting for the Republican Governors' Association, Frank Luntz admitted that the Occupy Wall Street movement has him "frightened to death": but being Luntz, he offered some ways for the GOP to keep right on bullshitting:

– Don’t Mention Capitalism: Luntz said that his polling research found that “The public…still prefers capitalism to socialism, but they think capitalism is immoral. And if we’re seen as defenders of quote, Wall Street, end quote, we’ve got a problem.”
– Empathize With The 99 Percent Protesters: Luntz instructed attendees to tell protesters that they “get it”: “First off, here are three words for you all: ‘I get it.’ … ‘I get that you’re. I get that you’ve seen inequality. I get that you want to fix the system.”
– Don’t Say Bonus: Luntz told Republicans to re-frame the concept of the bonus payment — which bailed-out Wall Street doles out to its employees during holidays — as “pay for performance” instead.
– Don’t Mention The Middle Class Because Americans Don’t Trust Republicans To Defend It: “They cannot win if the fight is on hardworking taxpayers,” Luntz instructed the audience. “We can say we defend the ‘middle class’ and the public will say, I’m not sure about that. But defending ‘hardworking taxpayers’ and Republicans have the advantage.”
– Don’t Talk About Taxing The Rich: Luntz reminded Republicans that Americans actually do want to tax the rich, so he reccommended they instead say that the government “takes from the rich.”

I truly believe momma headlice check their babies' feet for signs of Luntz.

There is of course, another way for the Republican governors to go, such as, I dunno, listening to people and trying to govern fairly and in a way that actually isn't bullshit & buzzword based. But they don't believe they have to.