Tuesday, August 16, 2011

So Rick Perry announced this weekend he's running--

When you hear him speak, you can close your eyes and it's like W never left us. He also humps the podium when he speechifies, just like W., too.  And he's a climate science denier, a conspicuous person of (theocracy) faith, a creationist, a proud gun-owner, a committed enforcer of Texas' capital punishment practices, a seccessionist, and a neo-Confederate.

Also, he's anti-choice, and gay marriage is not "fine with him." His hair is perfect. He reminds me slightly of a 1930's gangster sartorially for reasons I can't put my finger on.

Also, Tim Pawlenty quit.  So I'd say things just got interesting this weekend.

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