Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I still don't know what that was all about.

Celebrity rich person Donald Trump has bowed out of contention for the crown of the Best of the Worst 2012, and I, and perhaps the world are left to wonder--

What the hell was all that about, then?

The candidacy of The Donald will forever be a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in hair and a little bit of media celebrity-worship. It is doubtful whether Trump was ever a serious candidate--after all, I simply don't think he ever mentioned anything that sounded like a clear policy position, other than "Obama is bad, I am good, and I can win," which is more like a policy for playing table tennis than running for office. 

If the fake run at the presidential primary was intended as a bit of a hoax, what did it accomplish?

Well, it didn't make Trump or his tv show that much more popular.

It showed that name recognition could get a well-known candidate good poll numbers even if the candidate in question has 1) never been involved in politics before, 2) has a history of donating to Democrats and was putatively running as a Republican and 3) had a less-than-perfect "family values" personal history.

It highlighted the shameful way a completely bogus allegation regarding the birth of President Obama captivated the attention of too large a segment of the Republican base. (In my opinion, any would have been too large a segment believing in something so completely weird and unfounded.) I am reluctant to give Trump credit since he so easily took credit for it, but fine--maybe Obama released the certificate because Trump pressed the issue---

Maybe. But that he could produce it meant the allegation that he was not born here was always a lie.

Because Trump is a well-known figure, he had a lightning-rod effect on the press--they were drawn to what he did. He also had an effect on the bloggerati--we watched, and we posted. But I'll be damned if I understand even now WTF happened.

Maybe some degree of clarification is to come--I have some weird thoughts. Either Trump was an egomaniac who decided the GOP needed a hero, and realized at the last moment he was not the guy for the job, or--follow me with this, he was a bored billionaire with some Democratic leanings because of all the gay and black friends and those types of Hollywood people he knew and hung out with, and decided to do a thing, that wouldn't even cost him a lot--that would wreck the Republican Party by exposing the hypocrisy regarding family values and flip-flopping, and revealing the conspiracy-theory-mongering, entrenched bigotry and divisiveness at its core--by temporarily playing on all those things. By being Trump. By being loud and attention-getting, and saying the things the GOP was only whispering and dog-whistling about. There's a thought, huh?

So, either Trump was a misguided egomaniac, or an unsung hero of liberalism, for all the damage he did to the GOP.  All he could possibly do for an encore would be run--do the Ross Perot.  Go Independent, never look back, feel the the wind in his hair if possible, and peeeeeelll those votes off the Romney/Pawlenty ticket we're gonna get.  And then, I will write a song for him. A tribute to a puckish humor that sucked up a lot of poison-on purpose? On accident? Anyway, that made a lot of people weep tears of "Oh fuck, here's another load of racist, xenophobic nonsense from a privileged white dude." He toyed with the body politic, tickling it in its' most uncomfortable spots. He left even seasoned political watchers like myownself saying:

"WHAT...the..hhmmmph?"

Was he for real? Was it a cynical joke? I really do not know. I almost don't want to know.

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