Well, I never...Christine O'Donnell wins DE GOP Primary.

Here's her when she was a freshly-scrubbed, prudish lass explaining why you shouldn't play sexual solitaire:



(This was just a couple years after Dr. Jocelyn Elders lost her Surgeon General post for commenting that masturbation was a natural part of sexuality and perhaps should be taught as an alternative for young people. I think this is really....quaint.)

Oh wait--there's more! SALT(peter?), her little sex-negative club for the sexually continent and mentally peculiar, also supported the "ex-gay" thing. Which I think most people should know by now is a pitiful scam designed for opportunists to make money by making other people feel bad about themselves.

It doesn't actually work.


But what-all else is wrong with this person? One may well ask--or just look at this ad her GOP opponent Rep. Mike Castle ran against her.

(Maybe her Democratic opponent can just file off the serial numbers and run that piece of work himself?)

Ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere, I submit that she is awful, on a par with Sharron Angle, Rand Paul, and Joe Miller for just plain weird and seemingly unelectable--but here she is in all her Tea-Party-approved, Sarah-Palin-endorsed glory:

A quirky political neophyte who combines religion, opportunism, ignorance, and jaw-dropping up-fuckedness in a way that thrills the rabid base, but should scare the crap out of people who kind of think government should be in the hands of people who are not guano-loco and who actually know what they are doing.

This has been the most interesting year in politics ever since time began. No question.