Happy "Mission Accomplished Day".

I know, it's not that big a thing--you know, when Bush held a surprise party for the end of the Iraq war with a banner and everything, and then, the end of the Iraq war didn't even show up. And Bush even wore a costume. Shucks. But you know what? I suspect it's because the end of the war in Iraq wasn't even invited. But you know how it is. Among Bush's really good friends, you can't even talk about the end of the Iraq war now.

Seems a little small of him.